Why Some Men Have Dogs and No Wives! ..lol

Why Some Men Have Dogs and No Wives..lol

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

.2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

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14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.