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Only In Australia!
Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
Only in Australia... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Australia... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Australia... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Australia... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Australia... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION... 3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue 142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts 58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers
31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in 8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth AND FINALLY........ In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet!!!!
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Univers faz 1 mês
Wonderful!! I love it :D
Canguru and koala, they are so cute :)
kikijulia12 faz 3 mêses
lol wow
kikijulia12 faz 3 mêses
lol wow
Crauw faz 4 mêses
lol, I lLOVE this!! It's hilarious! XD
rupertgrintlover77 faz 4 mêses
I love Austalia and this is soooooo funny and true.
archerschoolgirls faz 4 mêses
i love the first paragraph