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Never Take A Man
Shopping:)
Dear Mrs. Alexander Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store... Our complaints against your husband, Mr. J.Hudson are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
A wife received the following letter after taking her husband shopping at Kmart one day .He doesnt like shopping like most men and got bored. Here is what the letter said...........
June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layby.
July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Police were called.
October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
And last, but not least: October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here. One of the clerks passed out.
October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
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mOvIeGiRL7407 faz 7 horas
lol awsome
lovesgone17 faz 2 dias
wow... thats freakn fuuny
0neBadM0f0 faz 6 dias
that guy did it for teh lulz
lilmich faz 6 dias
ha ha ha, that's so funny, i love it!
keilrox faz 9 dias
soo funny... but is it real.
kitkat97 faz 9 dias
This is sooo funny!!
I love it.
It is so hilarious!