Makes You Wonder

Makes You Wonder

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

How Important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above?